Ramblings Presents Real Men of Genius

I was on 66 WB in Arlington trying to beat HOV and make a doc appt. on time. Usually, left lane moves steady while right clogs with merges. However, this was not the case. Guy in front of me who was texting, was driving well under the speed limit. SO, for you who like the Bud Light real men of genius ads, I give you my own version. The words in () would be sung by the former lead singer from Survivor:)

Ramblings Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)

Today…we salute you…Mr. I’m Going To Text And Drive Under The Speed Limit Man
(Mr. I’m Going To Text And Drive Under The Speed Limit Man)

You proudly text and pay no attention to the fact you are driving ten miles under the posted speed limit in the left lane.
(Dude, I own the left lane)

You understand the urgency of texting your wife and letting her know you just picked up the toilet paper and tampons.
(I wish my wife would pick up her own unmentionable feminine hygiene products)

You prove to us again and again you can multi task in this unsure world of connectivity.
(I can drive with my knees)

And should you veer off of the road, chances are whatever you hit didn’t need to be there anyhow.
(I just took out a woodchuck)

So go ahead…swerve boldy into the other lane, Oh Rage of the Road. Some may give you the finger, you just keep using yours to type those LOLs.

This one is for you …
(Mr. I’m Going To Text And Drive Under The Speed Limit Man)